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Anyone Seen My Grandma?

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The computer swallowed grandma
Yes, honestly itís true
She pressed control and enter
And disappeared from view

It devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm

Iíve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
Iíve even used the internet
But nothing did I find

Desperately I Googled her
My searches to refine
The reply that came was negative
Not a thing was found on line

So, if inside your inbox
My grandma you should see
Please copy, scan and paste her
And send her back to me.